10 Reasons to Buy a Flexdex10 reasons to tell your parents (elementary/middle/high school)
1. They don't break - Mom won't be buying another next week.
2. They are quiet - Mom won't be bothered.
3. The ride is so smooth you'll be riding more, bothering them less.
4. Profit from Flexdex sales help the Surfrider Foundation and other charities.
5. When you leave it on the garage floor, Dad won't break it when he runs over it.
6. It will help you surf better.
7. It will help you snowboard better.
8. It will help you sleep better with a smile on your face, and you'll get better grades!
9. You'll stop picking on your brother or sister since you'll be out flexing.
10. If you still need a 10th reason, kiss Mom and tell her you love her - then take out the trash. Then go mow the lawn for Dad and tell him he's the greatest. That should nail the deal!
10 reasons to tell your parents (if you're in college)
1. They don't break - you won't be buying another next week.
2. They are quiet - you room-mates won't be bothered and won't hurt you.
3. You'll save gas and parking fees riding to classes.
4. It's healthy and sugar-free.
5. You'll pickup hotter and smarter girls easier.
6. It will help you surf better.
7. It will help you snowboard better.
8. You'll get better grades! (this always works)
9. You'll call home more often (they always fall for this).
10. If you still need a 10th reason, call Mom and tell her you love her. Then
call Dad and tell him he's the greatest (and don't ask for money). Wait a couple of days.
That should nail the deal!
10 reasons to tell your wife or girlfriend
1. They don't break - you won't be buying another next week.
2. They are quiet - you can skate all night without bugging the neighbors.
3. You'll start kissing her mom when you visit the in-laws.
4. It's healthy, fat-burning and low-carbs too.
5. You'll start picking up your dirty clothes and stop farting with her in the room.
6. It will help you surf better.
7. It will help you snowboard better.
8. It will make you a better lover (really!)
9. You'll call home more often (they always fall for this).
10. If you still need a 10th reason, bring home flowers every day for a week and tell her you love her.
Wait a couple of days. Then go down to the shop and say how much you'd like a Flexdex.
That should nail the deal!
10 reasons to tell your husband
Just buy him one too, and he'll be so stoked, you'll be the hero!
10 reasons to tell your kid
Just buy them one too, and they'll be so stoked, you'll be the hero!
Besides, you'll both look cool riding down the street. Hey - it's quality time
with your kid, and we bet YOUR parents never skateboarded with YOU!
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